C 我:最近跟老婆关系好一点了吗?(此君婚姻状况堪忧) 他:哎,别提了。天啦……(声嘶力竭) 我:你老婆在心目中是不是一个惊叹号,还是一个句号,你脑袋里是不是充满了问号? 他:我一生孤独,唯一相依为命的就只有这个人头。 我:老婆哄哄就没事了,老这么下去也不是办法。 他:对不起,我是卧底。
D 好久不见,在QQ上相遇。 我:十年了,已经十年了,我还以为国家已经把我忘记了。 他:怎会呢,就算是一条底裤,一张厕纸,都有它的用处。 我:最近忙啥呢。 他:凭你的智慧,我很难跟你解释! 我:……
E 我:真倒霉,手机丢了。 他:老弟,象我这么有理性的人,我怎么可能会相信这种无稽的事情呢? 我:真的,通讯录全没了。 他:意不意外?高不高兴?开不开心? 我:滚!
F 他:我们公司一个妞,平时看上去打扮得挺朴实,今天突然穿得很新潮,连眼镜也没戴。 我:帮主,品位太差了吧。 他:难道真的猜不透她吗? 我:你都有老婆了,还注意人家小姑娘,I 服了 YOU。 他:我只是把视力集中在一点,以改变我以往对事物的看法! 我:……,秀逗。
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